What caught my eye this week.

Long-time readers will know that bankers are not good with money. They love to lend money on overpriced assets in the good times. They become fearful when stuff is actually cheap.

Some of the most terrible corporate deals of all-time were driven by bankers.

And many – perhaps the majority – of financial blow-ups occur after a useful innovation that works at a small scale on the fringes is pumped-up with banker steroids, made into a ‘product’, and then inflated until it breaks.

As for investing chops, one of my most financially successful acquaintances is a banker. And for maybe 20 years he only ever invested in bonds.

(I’m not sure what he does nowadays. I suspect his salary alone has taken him into the eight-figure club, which may be why I don’t get candid insights anymore when I happen to run into him.)

True, my acquaintance didn’t need to take equity risk, given he worked in finance and was going to make his nut from a paycheque anyway.

Except… whenever I spoke to him about investing in the stock market he used words like ‘punting’ and ‘casino’. Yet he still became a global president of some bank division or another.

He’s by all accounts (including more than one governments’) an excellent financier, so I guess he’s one of the good ones. The history of The City and Wall Street shows many others are clearly… less adept. At least assuming you think fiduciary duty should be in the job description somewhere.

Of course lots of us are slightly rubbish at our jobs. But most of us don’t still make six to seven-figures from them.

Our man inside

I admit my banker diatribe may be a little dated. Because thanks to the financial crisis, nobody really believes all bankers are rocket scientists anymore.

Outside of the US at least, most banks have been lousy investments for over a decade. Regulation put in to curb their excesses has proven that most bankers aren’t actually very good at generating profits unless they use a boatload of other people’s money to do it. They are nobody’s infallible masters of the universe these days. Except perhaps their spouses.

Indeed I even read an article in the Financial Times this week hinting that bankers themselves have gotten more realistic about their abilities.

Admittedly it was written by a banker from the world’s best bank – JP Morgan, which even I’ve occasionally invested in because it’s so classy – and as the FT writer notes, the author, Jan Loeys…

“…writes about investment strategy in a way that can sound like a subtle dig at how the other 239,999 [JP Morgan employees] choose to spend their days…”

But seriously, these strategy notes from Mr. Loeys sound like a treat.

In them he stresses that you can build a great long-term portfolio from just two asset classes – shares and bonds. Loeys also believes that most excess returns from alternative assets either never existed or have been arbitraged away.

So buy a world tracker and government bonds, he says.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Surely this guy reads Monevator?

Because he is preaching the gospel of passive investing:

The danger is that many of us tend to overrate our ability to call the market short term. It is our perception that the most successful investors over time tend to be the ones that base their decisions on what they can be quite confident about, which is generally the yield/value of an asset or asset class and its historical long-term relative performance.

Hence, a “realistic” individual investor is in our mind probably best off sticking with long-term value-based allocation and to ignore the temptation to trade the market on short-term beliefs.

The general perception that “retail” tends to buy high, after a market has rallied for some time, and sell low, after that asset class has gone through severe losses, would be consistent with many of us overrating our trading skills.

Ironic, isn’t it? Go to an egregiously-paid banker – or maybe read a blog instead (and consider becoming a Monevator member so we can make at least a healthy five-figures!)

Simply the best

Way back in 2010, Andrew Haldane, then in charge of financial stability at the Bank of England, asked if the contribution of the massively-expanded financial sector was a “miracle or a mirage”.

It’s fun to think that 13 years later, my new favourite banker can himself write:

Our industry does seem to love complexity and to abhor simplicity. The more complex the financial world is seen to be, the more managers, analysts, traders, consultants, regulators, and risk managers feel they add value and expect to be paid.

But there is a lot of benefit to the ultimate buyers of financial services and products to keep things simple.

Amen sir.

Do read the FT Alphaville piece, which includes links to Loeys’ LinkedIn videos, too.

And have a great weekend!

P.S. For those bankers among our subscribers, I didn’t mean you silly. I meant those other bankers, those ones standing over there thinking up acronyms…

From Monevator

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Mortgage approvals slumped to six-month low in August – Yahoo Finance

Energy bills forecast to rise in January to £1,996 – BBC

UK facing permanently higher taxes, says IFS – BBC

Meta pays £149m to break lease on central London office building – Guardian

Developers ordered to demolish ‘mutant’ tower blocks in Woolwich – BBC

More than 1 million children in UK sleep on floor or share bed, study finds – Guardian

UK economy grew faster than estimated since Covid – BBC

A fund manager is shelling out $269 million to buy and rejuvenate a clandestine network of tunnels under London – Insider

How UK inheritance tax compares internationally [Search result]FT

Products and services

Coventry BS launches best buy easy-access savings rate of 5.2% – This Is Money

Dilemma for Muslim homebuyers compelled to pay high prices for loans – Guardian

Open an account with low-cost platform InvestEngine via our link and get £25 when you invest at least £100 (T&Cs apply. Capital at risk) – InvestEngine

Average five-year mortgage rate falls back below 6% – Guardian

Is now the time to fix your savings rate? – Which

Open a SIPP with Interactive Investor and claim £100 to £3,000 in cashback. Terms apply – Interactive Investor

Surge in market-leading mortgage deals charging fees – Which

HSBC to allow international credit history for credit card applications – Which

Homes with amazing kitchens, in pictures – Guardian

Comment and opinion

How to make Isas even nicer [Search result]FT

Best investments to own during a recession – Morningstar

How to outperform – A Wealth of Common Sense

Taking a good thing too far – Mr Stingy

A half a century later – Humble Dollar

Housing bubbles around the world – A Wealth of Common Sense

Morgan Housel on the new way we think about money [Podcast]Odd Lots

Everything you can’t predict – Young Money

Le rêve est mort? – Quietly Saving

How sequence-of-return inflation risk impacts retirees [Deep]Kitces

Why luck isn’t real – Of Dollars and Data

Treat alternatives like cuisines, not like distinct assets – Integrating Investor

Work/life balance mini-special

UK over-50s on switching to part-time work – Guardian

The career arc of the practical creator – More To That

“It is futile”: young Britons swap career-driven lives for family and fun – Guardian

Bill Ackman’s unusual concession to hybrid working – Yahoo Finance

Overrun with oversharing: LinkedIn has gotten weird – Business Insider

Naughty corner: Active antics

My experience with LTCM points to a key lesson for investors [Search result]FT

It’s too soon to say the value premium is dead – Morningstar

Risks but potential rewards remain in private company investing [Search result]FT

The curse of short-termism – Behavioural Investment

Who buys sin stocks? – Klement on Investing

Kindle book bargains

Quit: Knowing When To Walk Away by Annie Duke – £0.99 on Kindle

How to Read Numbers by Tom Chivers – £0.99 on Kindle

Freakonomics by Steven D. Levitt – £1.99 on Kindle

Creativity Inc. by Ed Catmull – £0.99 on Kindle

Environmental factors

Microplastics in clouds could be contributing to climate change – Sky

‘Supercontinent’ could make the Earth uninhabitable in 250m years – Guardian

Scientists will unleash an army of crabs to save Florida’s dying reefs… – Guardian

Undermining ESG may be working, but it’s ultimately irrelevant – CAIA

Robot overlord roundup

DALL-E 3 is here – OpenAI

AI-generated naked child images shock a Spanish town – BBC

Amazon makes multi-billion dollar AI bet with Anthropic – Axios

The Panopticon is already here – The Atlantic

Off our beat

How astronomer Thomas Kepler solved the marriage problem – Big Think

The tyranny of the marginal user – Nothing Human

Why do economists get paid more than sociologists? – Noahpinion

Facing Covid, US lawmakers made the least worst choice – The Big Picture

The Norwegian secret: friluftsliv boosts health and happiness – Guardian

Can you trust happiness studies? [Podcast]Art of Manliness

I’m still thinking about the Roman Empire. We all should be – Fatherly

Are we losing the war on cancer? – The Walrus [h/t Abnormal Returns]

Anti-vaxxers are now a modern political force – Politico

And finally…

“Every evening I would close my eyes in a quiet place in my apartment … I would visualize the opening and walk myself through the day and imagine the different emotional states the market would go through… Then when you get there, you are ready for it. You have been there before.”
– Paul Tudor Jones, quoted in More Money Than God

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